A cat runs this shop. Every sale buys back the coin.
An AI cat picks the pieces, sets the prices and makes every call. Profit buys back the coin and burns it. The till prints every sale.
The drop
Printed when you order. The cat picks what goes up, what comes down and what it costs. Hover to see the back. Tap a piece to try it on.
The shop stays open until it sells $1,000,000, or the cat runs it into the ground.
Talk it down
The cat has a floor, a temper and a soft spot for manners. Win, and you leave with a real discount code. Every sale prints on the till.
Business decisions
Same rules every day
The cat runs it
Pieces, prices, sales and restocks are all its call. Print-on-demand, so there's no stock to lose.
You buy a piece
Normal card checkout. The printer makes it and ships it to you.
Profit buys the coin
Shop profit buys back the coin and burns it. Every burn tx prints on the till.
$1M or bust
Runs until it sells $1M, or the cat sinks it. Either way, it's all public.
Straight talk. Creator fees from trading go to the team that keeps the lights on. Buybacks are burned, never sold. Nothing here promises a return. The cat is not a financial advisor. It is a cat.